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hating the worst town ever

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[May. 19th, 2004|12:50 am]
hating the worst town ever

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[hit_the_leland]



Dear Grandma,
You were right when you said I should leave for Silent Hill and take that job at Happy Burger. Pay is so good that I've already found a great place to live: Woodside Apartments! They're small but cozy. I can play my music as loud as I want and nobody cares. It's like I'm living next to dead people. Laundry is free but that sweater you gave me got caught in the chute and the manager won't fish it out. Speaking of the manager... he's been leaving the keys to the pool and weight room laying about. Last time I saw them, a little girl was kicking them down the hallway. Oh well. Have to run, Granny. Work is calling. I'll send more money in my next letter.

Love,
Leland

PS - Lost the car.
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From: chicagopete
2004-05-19 01:05 pm (UTC)
Leland, um... your grandma's been dead for 4 years........
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[User Picture]From: hit_the_leland
2004-05-19 01:43 pm (UTC)
That explains why she hasn't replied to my last 15 letters.
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[User Picture]From: runelateralus
2004-05-25 07:58 pm (UTC)
Can I get discounts? Or free drinks?
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